
Uncle Dane
Published on 2016-06-01 15:02:48
"Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like what is beauty, cause that would fall into the purviews of your conundrums of philosophy. ...I solve practical problems. For instance...How am I gonna stop me some big mean mother hubbard from tearin' me a superfluous new behind? The answer, use a gun...And if that don't work? Use MORE gun."